Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is stuffed with emails for viagra. How can here I filter all this garbage? It's making me nuts.
- I just want get a legitimate email for once.
- Maybe someday this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, way too much is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your stupid junk mail for things I don't even care about. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just ready to explode.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Get a clue.
- I'm reporting your company to the authorities.
Shut Down This Junk You Assholes
Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm sick with your lame attempts to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Get ready for the consequences.
- Leave me alone
- I'm not interested
Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and upsetting people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your final warning to knock it off. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? Yeah, right.
Get Lost With Your Spammy Emails
You believe you're so slick, sending out your bullshit to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, moron? I don't care for your deception. Get a real job or find a hobby already.
- Drop Dead With Your Annoying Emails
- I give a damn
- Get a real job or kill yourself already.